Its Jason Dolla's birthday so we decided to interview him. Heres what he has to say:
So what was it like being Born?
"Well, it was extremely exciting. Mostly for the family not so much for me. Also It was extremely clean. So I didnt come out the traditional way, the clouds parted, birds were ah chirpin, lions were playing with lambs, volcanoes were dormant, and there was total peace. Then out of no where I appeared from the heavens dressed exactly like a hipster. With a full handlebar mustache, a flannel, one pant leg rolled up, a hipster sack, drinking PBR, while riding a fixie ."
How old are you today?
7300 days old
Whats your martial status?
Single and ready to mingle with total babes. "i like pasties too"
Are you looking forward to relay?
Absolutely
DONT FORGET RELAY FOR LIFE TONIGHT!!!!
Doors open at 8pm in the PAVILLION
Once you leave after 11pm you cant come back in
Were giving away the club shirts tonight at relay
You can only get in if you are signed up, and there are still spots left!!!
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